Funny code comments

So, how to start ? It’s being said it’s always good to start with a joke. So, here is a collection of funny code comments:

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const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...
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stop(); // Hammertime!
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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work
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//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
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double penetration; // ouch
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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass
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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
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 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.
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// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.
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/*
after hours of consulting the tome of google
i have discovered that by the will of unknown forces
without the below line, IE7 believes that 6px = 12px
*/
font-size: 0px;
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// batmon.c drives the rastamobile
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// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.
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public GetRandomNumber()
{
    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
    return 12;
}

Comments like this makes coding more fun :P.

Comments

2 Responses to “Funny code comments”
  1. Bob says:

    http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/opcodes.html
    e.g.
    BOSO – branch on sleepy operator
    HACF – halt and catch fire (actually worked once)
    RWD – rewind disk

  2. Lakshmanakumar S says:

    Here is my legendary (???) code:


    do
    {
    // do nothing
    } while (0);

    :)

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