Funny code comments

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

stop(); // Hammertime!

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

double penetration; // ouch

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

// Magic. Do not touch.

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

/*
after hours of consulting the tome of google
i have discovered that by the will of unknown forces
without the below line, IE7 believes that 6px = 12px
*/
font-size: 0px;

// batmon.c drives the rastamobile

// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.

public GetRandomNumber()
{
    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
    return 12;
}